Interview with Moley A
Moley A, a friend of Axolotl Peepy and Fertilizer Ouioui, urges others to continue their search for the missing Peepies and Ouiouis. “They wouldn’t just do that,” he pressed. “Peepies, maybe. But the Ouiouis too?”
After the mass disappearance yesterday, the remaining residents of Juldaria have been scrambling to figure out where almost half the population has gone. Itemlabel News is determined to aid in the search by providing as many testimonies and clues as possible.
“You can’t miss them,” Moley A said in an interview earlier this morning. “Peepies are two spheres and Ouiouis look like one sphere, but they’re a little flat. This was a dumb question, everyone knows what a Peepy looks like! They’re surely not hidden in plain view.”
Moleys across the nation have exited hibernation in order to search for their lost friends. It’s hard to tell whether the tears in their eyes are of mourning their friends or the sheer agony of being out in the daylight. Regardless, their efforts are appreciated.
“I miss my friends. Axolotlpy was really nice and hung out with me in the mud. And when I wanted to be a little drier, I could always rely on Fertoui. They understood me in a way nobody else has. I would do anything to get them back.”
Howdy Moley, chief sheriff in the local police force, has taken more direct action. He has been rallying search groups all throughout the morning, baring the sunlight in only his small hat. In one of his few free moments, we managed to ask some questions.
“It’s a bone orchard around here, sir. We often see Peepies all ginnin’ about on the streets, but this must be deuce. I once lost someone near and dear to me. Me n’ my love, back in 89… some odd stick made his jack and I couldn’t find her the next day. I got her back, though, just like I will with the Peepies and Ouiouis. Simon pure.”
While we’re not entirely sure what Howdy Moley just said, we know he has the interest of everyone in his heart.