Still on the Hunt

Greetings again! I’m Homie. I’m your home homie named Homie, and I’m looking for my missing homies! The peepys and the ouiouis are still either disappeared or invisible! That’s no good, we gotta know which it is. So I’m off searching the fourth corner of the earth today, the eleventh wonder of the world!

That’s right! A sports game!

Anything can happen at one of these! There might be a miracle, there could be a president, and if the Peepys like their peanuts, the sports ball stadium has the best ones around! We’re gonna keep our eyes open, put our thinking baseball caps on and have a good clean game!

Alright, I’m in my seat and ready for some sports. Go team! I’m just gonna wave my foam finger around and see what happens.

Other guys scored. Nuts.

Well that’s okay, it’s the sport where the refs are called vampires, so we got a bunch more innings to catch up. Popcorn please! Yeah, right over here, the hungry homie with the foam finger.

Okay, I ate my popcorn and watched the jumbotron for a while and the other guys scored again. But that’s okay, two to nothing, we can make that up. We’re just giving them a polite lead. Can’t go too hard on them. Is everyone having fun? I’m having fun. Oh, heck yeah, jumbotron says it’s song time!

Take me out to the ballgame! Let me chill in the crowd! Buy me the peanuts and crackerjacks! Save my seat while I go get some snacks! I’ll root and toot for the home team! If they don’t win, they’re to blame! Cause I’m one! Two! Three hot dogs deep at the old ball game!

That was great. Good job everyone. If I were the home team, I’d be inspired. Say, anyone see that up there? I know the game’s down there, but that’s an unidentified flying homie if I ever saw one. …No, no, that’s not a blimp. I know my blimps, the blimp was earlier-oh okay, maybe that is a blimp. Or a seagull.

Okay, done looking up, what did I miss? …Oh, other guys scored again. Cool, cool, three to nothing, no biggie, we got this. Just saving all our energy for the end. And the game’s almost over, so those other guys are about to get the what-for.

Oh, wait, wasn’t I supposed to be looking for the Peepys? Well, no sign of them on the jumbotron, and that thing sees everything. It even sees exactly who’s about to kiss! Science is mysterious.

We can do this, we got some guys on bases, we’re loaded up. Just swing! …Okay, swing for this one and, no, no, gotta swing faster. Just swing. Oh. Okay, the next guy. You. You look a swinger. Okay just swing for this one. Swing real good and-

Heckin’! Heckin’ heckin’ heckin’! He vaporized it! It hopped the fence to the parking lot! It’s a grand slam breakfast! We win! We win sports! It’s a miracle! I could run through a wall and brick it back up!

Everyone’s yelling! I’m yelling! I’m gonna go cause a ruckus and tip a car! I’m gonna tip it twenty percent!

We won sports! We won sports!